... She came out of nowhere, running at me and warmly knocking me down to the ground. Her athletically toned thighs straddling my waist, she kissed me all over my face and neck, she even tried to slip me some tongue. Then she started to nose around the zipper to my pants and i had to stop things right there... but her tail never stopped wagging the entire time. I love dogs ... What where you thinking you sicko?

What in the world is the fascination with "Kanji" (Chinese characters). which, incidentally is funny cause "kanji" is the Japanese word for Chinese writing and the Japanese didn't have a written language before the Chinese gave them one... but what the hell? not like you'd ever see an Asian person with the word love or power or peace tattooed on them in English...

"It's My Birthday and I'll drink if i wanna!" But please. if anyone is planning on "kidnapping" me again this year, I'll go quietly, we don't need to do the trunk thing again.

So it sounded like some guy was trying to get his dog to do some tricks in front of where I live. Nothing too out of the ordinary, right? Only it was like 2am. This goes on for a little while till I get annoyed at the fact that it seems this person has no consideration for people who might be sleeping. Granted, I wasn’t sleeping, but still. So I stop what I’m doing and step outside to give this guy a piece of my mind. I open my door to first be blinded by a flashlight, then to face down an angry german shepherd, a badge, and the business end of 2 USP .40’s. I hear something behind me so I turn my head to see the biggest raccoon I’ve ever seen cornered and growling. “lease go back in your home and stay there, sir!” So, you’d think I be a little scared at the sudden and unexpected encounter with a big dog and 2 pistols right in my face in the middle of the night, but instead, all I could feel was annoyance. All I could say was “…Sure.” I went back inside and locked my door. I was kinda hoping at that point that they’d shoot the raccoon or let Kujo eat it since it keeps messing up my little BBQ, but I just sigh and let it go. I wait a while for the noise to stop outside and finally step out to find out what all the raucous was really about. Turns out, there was a guy who robbed something or another who they were looking for in the area and they thought he might be in my backyard. Now, in retrospect, I’m glad Alameda police officers are as well trained as they are. I’m sure I surprised them a little by opening my door and stepping out, they whipped those .40’s around pretty quick. That could have been a crappy end to an otherwise uneventful day.

I've started a new DA page dedicated to prints. Figured I needed a page to go with the new company I've kicked off at [link]. it's brand new and still in the construction phase, but stop in. Lot's more to come